In recent history, the malicious Sarah Brown once posted a piece on the turning of Tommy Robinson 1 hour before I did. Under severe interrogation, she confessed she got up at 6am to do carry out this wilful act of vandalism.
When the reactionary forces of flabby anti-imperialist Priyamvada Gopal were running rampant throughout the blogosphere, I had my insurgency against her half mobilised, but the deviant Brown then intervened and invaded the space.
With this in mind, yesterday evening when I heard of the news about the LSE apology, I tried writing a piece – only to find that that the saboteur, the treacherous Brown, had brought down my internet, forcing me to divert my resources to a 1 hour call with Virgin Media.
Heroically resisting, I got up at 6:40 this morning to finish the piece, and to get it posted. Heedless of my claims, the traitor Brown then sabotaged with another post. No doubt with the aid of covert “lobbies” her post has the audacity to cover the subject in greater depth.
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Psychopathological Flunkey Muscular Liberal Sarah Brown Condemned
Against the backdrop of angry shouts rocking the internet, a special military tribunal of the Harry’s Place Ministry of State Security was held against Muscular Liberal Sarah Brown, traitor for all ages.
Absolute is the trust of the posters and commenters of Harry’s Place in its ability to vanquish Brown, the enemy of the party, revolution and people and heinous betrayer of the blog.
All the crimes committed by the accused will be proved in the course of the hearing and will be admitted to.