Porn

Porn

Lovely:

(Reuters) – A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the U.S. commandos who killed him, current and former U.S. officials said on Friday.

The pornography recovered in bin Laden’s compound in Abbottabad,Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity.

The officials said they were not yet sure precisely where in the compound the pornography was discovered or who had been viewing it. Specifically, the officials said they did not know if bin Laden himself had acquired or viewed the materials.

Reports from Abbottabad have said that bin Laden’s compound was cut off from the Internet or other hard-wired communications networks. It is unclear how compound residents would have acquired the pornography.

In my experience, usually you find it under bushes in golf links.

Here you go. Some Chicks with Sticks:

P.S.. Hard wired. Fnar fnar.

Edmund Standing adds:

In 2007, Russian hackers took a look round one of al-Muhajiroun’s online hangouts and traced the browsing habits of some its al-Qa’eda supporting members:

[I]t’s Islambase’s Hamza who shows himself to be the least likely pure Islamist. He is the most regular poster on Islambase and when he’s not glorifying terror or insulting Jews, Hindus, Kafir and everyone else on the face of the planet, he’s posting Global News stories, designed not to pierce the Islambase bubble – nice stories about how well Al Qaeda is actually doing (really…promise!) and how corrupt the West is (his favourite posts are about paedophiles and men having sex with bicycles).

Hamza requires a psychiatrist but none advertise themselves on Islambase. Luton-based Hamza uses a network computer and a private one – he’s caught on both. What he gets up to on the private one is most fascinating:

In one keyboard impression trail, Hamza shows himself up as a genuine sicko; visiting the site Strangeland.com, he goes to a section entitled Death Flix and watches a video called “Leftovers from suicide bomb”, then a video called “Iraqi execution: WARNING GRAPHIC” before tucking into some “Franz Reichelt Jumps Off the Eiffel Tower with his Coat Parachute and Dies”. He then switches to Strangeland’s porn section where he watches several short clips including: “Wifey in the shower”, “Trapeze titties on Titty Tuesday”, “Pedifile’s Punishment” and “Santa’s Jugs”.

After seventeen minutes on Strangeland, he goes for something even more hardcore on a site called Puretna. Clicking on “TNAFlix full length streaming porn movies for free!!!” he then clicks on “Long Videos” and starts browsing by category. I won’t print here the results of the category search he undertakes but – according to the Russians – the categories he searches through include “Gay/Bi-Male”, “SheMale/Trans” and “Home Made”. One stream is particularly indicative of Hamza’s online desires:

itsashemaleorgyscene2

Shemaleclubkellyohanapi

Transexualgangbanger10scene2

Not my cup of tea – but then I’m not a perverse fake jihadi Islamist living in Luton off fraudulent benefits and sleeping – oh so – alone at night.

Hamza last week put a post on Islambase asking if anyone had any free anti virus software they could give him. No wonder – visiting all those sites! His computer must be riddled.

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