This is a guest post by the elections officer
Following last Saturday’s secret meeting for the members of Hizb ut Tahrir, Britain, the Spittoon is delighted to announce that it has learned of its forthcoming Wilayah elections for the UK Executive Committee of the party.
This means the Wilayah has now been disbanded and that Nasim Ghani, as the mutamad, is solely in charge of the party until the elections are held.
Our mole will keep us posted on the nominees and who wins the elections. We’ll be sure to publish the results here for you, and the Security Service, just as soon as we have them.
Just remember boys, we know what you did last Saturday.