Comments on: Ee bah gum!

By: Alec M

Alec M — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 18:37:42 +0000

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/ukraine/6768473/Student-killed-by-exploding-chewing-gum.html

By: Gazan in 2050

Gazan in 2050 — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:06:02 +0000

Eh bah gum, that bromide-laced chewing gum is working!

By: gtm

gtm — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:49:35 +0000

Deft foot work by the fun loving palestinian girl

‘crikey, papa has caught me getting up to japes. I’ll blame it on sexy chewing gum supplied by those naughty Israelis’

genius.

By: Harvey

Harvey — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:29:34 +0000

It would explain why Alex Ferguson is always seen chewing gum.

By: Barad

Barad — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:12:21 +0000

The Palestinian population has what tripled in 50 years? They hardly need Israeli aphrodisiac gum to get them breeding like rabbits on those cold nights in Gaza City. I guess in this way there will be at least more Palestinians around with organs for the Jews to harvest (to conflate a couple of conspiracy theories)…

Of course the implication is that good, moral Palestinians, those who perfected the art of suicide bombing and indoctrination to kill Jews using kids TV, would all be chaste and demure if not for those evil Israelis.

Does your average Palestinian really believe this stuff? It is hard to know. Perhaps in a credulous, heavily-indoctrinated, under-educated, clan-based, relatively poor Muslim society where the Jews/Israelis are portrayed as solely to blame for everything, they do believe it.

By: sackcloth and ashes

sackcloth and ashes — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:55:40 +0000

So, if I’ve got this correct, those evil ‘Zionists’ are trying to exterminate the people of Gaza by – er – giving them chewing gum that encourages their teenagers to procreate. Yeah, that makes sense … somewhere …

By: Neil D

Neil D — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:37:18 +0000

Hmm, missed the date there. Apologies for recycling old story.

By: scarf

scarf — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:20:26 +0000

Now that was funny, Patrick G.
Doesn’t seem to be anything as interesting in our chewing gum here in Canada, don’t i wish.

By: Cassanders

Cassanders — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:12:46 +0000

An old story, but anyway:
I’m not convinced that Israeli Intelligence is the pinnacle of rationality all the time, but the alleged underlying motives are simply too mind-boggeling stupid to do anything but laugh at it..

The populus in the Palistinean areas has a demographic composition and a very high fecundity, producing large cohorts of frustrated youths, shoe-horned into the next Interfada. I am sure the Israeli intelligence are painstakingly aware of this.

…….But the “genius” behind this silly conspiracy-theory want us to believe that the israelites would want to “spoil the virtues of the Palestinians” when the obvious consequence isincreaseing that allready high palestinian fertiliy rate, ….?

Casanders
In Cod we trust

By: MindTheCrap

MindTheCrap — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 08:19:11 +0000

Obviously somebody has invented something that stimulates anti-semitism, even in non-responsive brain systems.