On a more serious note, is there nothing of substance that you guys can critisise the man with? :(

With enemies like you, who needs friends…

(Remember to wear your dentures before you decide to maul someone *g*)

As long as they don’t nibble my clematis….

Again I would recommend North Indian Elephants as these are again of Eurasian stock and were the Christian crushing type also used by Hannibal (not the different genus of sub-saharan elephant).

Not so, I’m afraid. the evidence points to a now extinct North African elephant, together with an equally extinct Syrian variety as the war elephants of Punic and West Asian fame.

Snow Leopards and just Leopards would really be domestic (recently non resident) too as would Lions.

I mean the Christian biting, Daniel in the Lions den type of Lion which means the eurasian Lion now only found in Sind in Pakistan and India.

Wooley Mammoths would be wonderful and by no means impossible, in fact it is only a matter of time before a bit of perma frost Mammoth udder gets cloned and popped into an elephant as surrogate Mummy.

Again I would recommend North Indian Elephants as these are again of Eurasian stock and were the Christian crushing type also used by Hannibal (not the different genus of sub-saharan elephant).

It appears Wooley Mammoths are closer genetically to Indian elephants than african (same might go for Rhinos).

As for neanderthals well I confidently predict that the highest contribution of neanderthal genome (don’t believe the extreme ‘creationist’ genetically ignorant African Eve thesis) lies in Atlantic Iberia and North Western Europe.

I have a supra-orbital ridge and a post orbital constriction a restricted shoulder joint arc ( good with swinging axes and thrusting spears hopeless at throwing javellin) and a funny little bump on my elbow (as well as the receding chin and the huge nose cavity).

I also have 40% greater bone density than your average modern H.Sapiens and about 15-20% greater than Cro Magnon (you would not believe how much Calcium I need a day at least 1,500 mg for my aging skeleton) and the microcephalin B gene (introgressed into human populations 30-40 000 yr ago) all features present in Neanderthals and completely abscent in sub-saharan Africans.

Did you get this Lee? Lee my genes are older than yours nah nah nah nah nah nah yes I might have some miscgenated brown additives too but the bulk of my genome comes from here and from the Upper Palaeolithic so there.

Oh and I am blood group O -ve another paleolithic vestige

I also learned to knapp stone tools from the American Action Archeologist Prof Newcomer.

And Lee for FFS fighting wolves you make human noises like walking and you never see them.

Even Grizzlies you wear bells in Bear Country I have got some rainbow coloured bracelet ones to keep the Bears away.

Just don’t wear them in San Francisco they might attract another kind of Bear.

Lee did you know that in the Gay community you would not be called a Bear or even a Wolf or a Cub?

No you are what is referred to as an Otter.

A shame that the Giant Sloth should be so designated as an illegal immigrant before my team of experts have completed the delicate task of extracting its DNA from out a mosquito stuck since the Paleocene in amber, and cloning these mighty beasts. Will Argentina want them back?

I take it you have no problem with the Woolly Rhinos?

Puma aren’t native to these islands, though. Lynx, however, were once.

“Personally, I would reintroduce the Wooly Rhinoceros and perhaps the Cave Bear, Sabre Toothed Tiger and, for the sake of the exotic, the Giant Land Sloth.”

You can’t ‘reintroduce’ the Giant Land Sloth, given that it never existed here in the first place…

Considers Nick Griffin joke…..