Also he doesn’t look fifteen he looks at least twenty in my book and he’s not spotty enough.

Is that you? (or maybe your ‘friends’)

“Er, the teleprompter doesn’t seem to be working. That’s not my speech”

Surely it is obvious why this is wrong. The House of Commons for all its faults is a sacred place where the will of people is made flesh. To allow children to sit in a sort of mock parliament in the same chamber is to undermine the sanctity of the place and make it easier for judges, the executive and mobs to thwart the will of parliament once it has been so demeaned. People have died for the principle that the Commons should exclude all others but the duly elected representatives of the masses. Let’s honour their sacrifice by respecting that tradition.

I kept expecting field to break out laughing and admit that he was having us on.

Take a matter of no importance, an issue that has nothing to do with anything, and try to turn it into a marker for identifying those who hold or oppose “progressive” sentiments.

Meanwhile, as you are beating your evil reactionary opponents over the head, for not supporting the rights of pubescents to legislate for mankind, eschew any substantive discussions about anything.